Excuse me, can you please help me take a picture?

OK, sure.

Thank you.

Problem?

Alright, let me take a look.

I actually want a photo in landscape, not portrait.

Can you turn it sideways like this?

OK.

Thank you.

Alright.

Alright.

Oh, I look a little bit stiff.

Can we try a more natural shot?

Just take a picture without warning me, alright?

OK.

Thank you.

OK, now you check it.

Oh.

Does it look better?

This looks a little blurry, and I don't like how I look in it.

Can we just try one more time, please?

OK, sure.

Thank you.

Now my face looks a little bit far away.

Can you try to zoom in a little?

Please.

OK, sure.

Thank you so much.

OK.

Oh.

Check it out.

Oh, the photo looks really nice, but I look kind of awful here.

Do I really look like that?

Ah, well, thanks anyway.

Oh, by the way, you look better in person.

Thank you.

You are so much.